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RecipeJul 5, '04 11:13 PM
for everyone
Category:   Appetizers & Snacks
Style:   Other
Servings:   1

Description:
This recipe is shamelessly lifted from: 302 Calories. Please visit that link to see it in it's original form.

Always wanted a pair of edible panties? Been too embarrassed to buy them, or had no time for an extra shopping trip? Found the prices in those fancy boutiques were just too high? The clever knitter can make her own pair in a jiffy for very low dough! The supplies can be picked up on a regular Friday errand route -- chopsticks with the Chinese takeout, candy at the video store -- and no one will be the wiser! Enjoy your meal, then cast on at the beginning of the movie, and the panties will be ready for dessert after the credits!

Like all fine lingerie, these panties are very delicate. Knit gently. If you need your L-string to last longer than a few hours before use, you will need to keep the panties moist. This can be accomplished by wrapping the panties in plastic, or for extended storage needs, spraying with a vegetable oil spray and then wrapping.

Ingredients:
Snack-Stop Red Laces [0 g fiber, but lots of corn syrup and even some carnauba wax; 8 yards per 2.25 oz/64 g package]; color: FD&C Red #40; 2 packages

1 set chopsticks [Mine sized to about a US#10.5/6.5 mm]

Directions:
Using backwards loop method, CO 3 sts.
Beg with a RS row, work in St st for 4 rows.
CO 1 st at beg of next two rows. [5 sts]
Work even for 3 rows.
CO 1 st at beg of next 2 rows. [7 sts]
Work even for 3 rows. Do not BO.

For back string, cut [or tie, as necessary] a strand to double the needed length to give your desired rise measurement.
Thread strand through center st at CO edge of panties and knot ends. This gives you a double strand for the back string portion.
Cut [or tie] double strand to desired waist measurement plus 6-8 inches. Slip sts onto double strand, and then thread double strand under knot in back string.

Tie to desired waist measurement.


14 Comments
kayt wrote on Jul 6, '04
My grandmother always warned me that one day I'd regret not letting her teach me to knit...
tracy wrote on Jul 6, '04
you just had a baby and already you're making edible panties!!
jimbo2150 wrote on Dec 28, '05
Without knowing that was food, I would have thought that picture was actually a pair of twisted latex panties!
joncox wrote on Aug 7, '07
Hahaha! AWESOME!! Yum! :o)
kritis9 wrote on Oct 22, '07
omegod..boy's first choice appetizer =)
nice to see you again Peter..
fringedbutterfly wrote on Nov 8, '07
ROFL - that if such a funny Idea - ;) enjoyed that RECEIPT - will pass it on!
cezkaj wrote on Feb 25, '08
that helps us! hahaha!
kkatie41 wrote on Aug 2, '08
cool
redhotmare wrote on Jun 26, '09
hehe...those look delish ;)
pepperjak wrote on Nov 4, '09
tooo funny...lmbo
dabooklady wrote on Mar 16, '10
where do you buy the snack stop red laces?
wkkyn wrote on Jul 31, '10
Gifts Ideas for the Sexy..Recessionista ? !
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